The Lunch That Never Happened

So, I was riding skateboard home from the store to have what was to be an awesome lunch. Two microwave burritos, and a mountain dew. NOPE, right when I get as fast as I can go, my foot hits the back wheel with my last push. BAM. There's the street. Burritos ripped open, mountain dew exploded through the can. Well... I guess i'm having road rash for lunch.