Monday, September 13, 2010

A Perfect Circle

Apparently A Perfect Circle is getting back together, and doing a tour. So excited. Definitely going to try to attend their Phoenix concert. Once again, so excited.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

WHat Do?

The more and more I think about how funny it would be to order 100
mcdoubles, the more i want to DO IT. $100 is a small price to pay for
the potential of being the best practical joke in history.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

The Mysterious Mystery

So this is what needs to happen. You take a box of cereal. One no one eats. Like cheerios or raisin bran, or something else that's nasty. You take the bag out of the box. Then you crap in the box, and then lower the bag back into it. Then Leave the box in the pantry. It will take them forever to find out what's going on.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Today At Work

Among other more traditional things a computer technician does, I also get to provide technical support for events that go on around the campus I work on. TODAY, I set-up some speakers, and microphones and other AV equipment stuffs. I already knew the event would suck serious asshole. It was for a Hypnotist show. I am a firm DISBELIEVER in hypnotism. So come to find out the hypnotist has a whole routine with music, and I am the one expected to make the music transitions throughout the entire gay routine, all based off of his queues that he'll be feeding me from on stage. None of this had been spoken of before hand, and there was no walk-through or anything to prepare me for this. I was NOT about to be turned into someone's cymbal clapping monkey. No way. I don't do this kinda shit. SO, the tech support that they paid for was only for a total of 2 hours. 2 hours came and went, I said I'm outta here, they found someone else to do the music transitions, and I'm assuming the rest of the show went pretty crappy. Best part. My boss totally supports what I just did. BOOYA