Stupid Idiot

I hate you smell like bad balogna and you like to watch mattress infomercials everyone knows slice n dice has the best informercial you stupid idiot the only thing i do like is that you dont know who wrote this. What do you think of that you sissy girl?

This is supposed to be good. But i have yet to read it.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Is this book as great as all of the hype makes it seem? Comment and let me know whether it is worth getting and giving a read. I'm always looking for new books. Thanks!

New Music

I have yet to listen to the new Suburbs album by Arcade Fire. Is it worth trying out? After you listen to it let me know what it's like. I am very interested, and would like to know if it's worth my time. I am in need of some new music. Thanks!

Superhero Diaries #2

 Sometime I even have think that Nightcrawler is cooler then Ironmen. He can Teleport with poofing and doesn't afraid of anythin. He look like a blue, and he says in a movie he cant telports without looking cause he can be in a WALL. But then he never looks when he uses powers cause he is a real men and makes alot of risks. Nightcrawler is an real hero.

Superhero Diaries #1

IronMan is an hero for my hole life.He is so great and hasnt afraid of anythin.He can having grow hair on his chest even on his armor his mustash Even poking out his mask.He can hav all women cause of his mony and the rest cause of all his charms. Even all his moral desision are great cause alcahol he dosnt think a lot.  He is even more better than batman cuas batmen still wares capes he doesn even read Watchmen cause people die from capes.  I even remember him fight a lizard scients wich is good there shouldnt be lizard scientistss.

The Lunch That Never Happened

So, I was riding skateboard home from the store to have what was to be an awesome lunch. Two microwave burritos, and a mountain dew. NOPE, right when I get as fast as I can go, my foot hits the back wheel with my last push. BAM. There's the street. Burritos ripped open, mountain dew exploded through the can. Well... I guess i'm having road rash for lunch.

Getting Followers

For everyone who is relatively new to blogging, Add me, and I'll add you.  Followers build self-esteem yo.  Get um.

Working the Nightshift

I find that working the night shift can be very relaxing.  Almost therapeutic.  There is no one around.  How often do we ever have 6 hours to ourselves?  I'd like to hear from some other's that have the graveyard shift. Do you find it to be as pleasant as me?  Uh oh... my anti-social is showing. Bye for now!

This is my first blog. My first post. My next addicting new hobby.

Well, here we go.  I am a computer technician at my local (unnamed) community college. I think, to be entertaining, I will start off with my favorite problem.  A majority of our calls come from disgruntled teachers.  "The projector isn't working," type deals.  This call came from an employee, who thought her computer was going too slow.  After I arrived to the scene, it was in fact, moving SLOW.  The task manager happened to read that the cpu usage was at 100%.  All the was open was outlook. Hmmmm.  Well, she does have more than 10 mb of RAM i'm sure. What's the problem?

That's when I saw it.  The lonely little .bat file sitting on the desktop.  I right-clicked it and pressed edit.  I was looking to see what this file did.  After fixing the problem I immediately deleted it, so sorry for none of the source code, but what it was essentially doing, was attempting to delete Internet Explorer! Of course it can't, so then, it had written as a rule, after failing to delete, re-try.  So in the background was code trying to delete internet explorer, over and over and over.  I thought it was pretty clever.  More of a joke than malicious software or anything. I had a good laugh about it, hopefully you will too.